wish me luck!

I've decided.
I won't blog anymore until december when STPM is over.
I will only online once a week.
I won't go out for movies, shopping etc .
I can only watch tv for maximum 2 hours daily.
I must study at least 5 hours daily.

So, please help me, make me follow these curfews. If any of you see me breaking these rules, you are free to whack me. Totally F.O.C

5 sins of sms-ing

1. Credit-wasting

*Some* people just loves to waste credit.

xxx: Hey. How r u?

yeah. A 4- letters sms. Hello, not everyone is as rich and as wu liau as you ok? This is not msn or talking face-to-face! Each sms cost 15 sen ok. one hello = 15 sen , 10 hellos = 1.50 . which can buy me a breadtalk's breadfloss! And what do they expect people to reply??

Me: Yeah, i'm fine u filthy rich dumbass.

Sometimes, i didn't even bother to reply. So, if i dun reply to you, u know what it means.

2. Forward stupid smses.

Hey, if the sms is nice and cute, i dun mind but if it ends like this:

Forward it to 5 people and you'll be blessed with good luck Forward to 10 people, your love of life will surprise u.......

WTH. Do u believe that? What's the fortune teller or feng shui master for then? To advice u on how to forward an 'auspicious' sms??!!!

3. Too kiam siap syndrome (overly use of short forms!)

yyy: i xnoe u lidat1.i dn1 let u noe cz o tis.y u tel him?cn help me2tel him truth? etc etc....

yeah, imagine 'encoding' the rest of the sms. Kills me, man. No wonder so many youngsters have heart attack nowadays. I know they're trying to save cost but please be considerate! Do they know how much does it cost to organise a funeral?? Like hello, 10000 times more than the price of an sms.

4. Alzheimer syndrome

I pity these people. Really. So young but yet, so old.

Yesterday, AAA: I send you this sms to bring you good luck for your exam etc etc...

Today, AAA: I send you this sms to bring you good luck for your exam etc etc...

The same sms from the same people on 2 consecutive days. How terrible can the disease be? Even my grandpa can remember what he eats yesterday! These people needs professional help

5. Mentally-retarded-assholes

It will take them at least one day to fully understand what the coconut i'm trying to tell them. And sometimes, they will reply after two days and say:

BBB: Hey, sorry for late reply. The class starts at 12 actually.

Yeah, like i dun know. The class was yesterday! And i know it's not digi or maxis' fault because the next day i saw her,

Me: Hey, your area's line is really bad huh? I just got your msg yesterday.

She: oh ah...about that hor, i was ah...a bit slow la...not digi's fault

Yeah, obviously, you are SLOW. i don't mind if your credit's out or expired but if it's because you're slow, sorry coconuts, i cant forgive that. Seriously, dont be like William Hung,and go seek profesional help!

Odd

Stpm- the word dreaded by all form sixers.

And it’s only one month to go to MY Stpm. But yet, I don’t feel as pressured as the rest of my friends. It’s weird to read my friends’ blogs, writing about how pressured and stressed they are. Of course, I do feel the heat but not to the extent of breaking down and stuff like that. Instead, what I’m actually feeling now is sad. Yeah, sad to leave school and sad to be an adult!

Honestly, I’ve never felt like this before, not even when I left my secondary school. Well, that’s probably because I kind of dislike my ex-school for its racism etc. For the first time in my life, I enjoyed school, and I look forward to each schooling day!

I love talking nonsense with my girl friends (Elaine, Susan, Shiau Mei, Ida. Etc...)
I love attending chem. class (only when Ida and Susan make fun of Pn Tan’s English! ‘Toxic is toxic’! LOL)
I love doing club activities and making silly jokes with all the members. (Particularly interact club – wei kuo, may, wee hong, jian ming etc…)

And the list goes on…

Sigh, I feel so extremely guilty now. I don’t know why I still relax and online while all my friends are busy studying and they don’t even have time to sleep! Darn, someone please knock my head and wake me up from my comfort zone!

Interesting Facts

Hey people, here are some informative and interesting facts that you got to know!

There are few things which perhaps we didn't knew..like......
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Haha, i did that, i tried to lick my elbow. Thank god i'm not the 'special' 1%!

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Dated 5th Oct 2006

Event No 1: Accident
I took off early at 8.30 am to my friend’s house in Kelana Jaya. Stuck in traffic jam as expected. Then, even with the help of a map, I got lost there. Called my friend for help. Then, she came and brought me to her house. Purpose of going to her house was to ask her for help to buy things for my sister. So, once I reach her place, she brought me to the shop but we ended up buying nothing because the things are too expensive! On the way back home, her car got hit by another car right in front of my eyes. My car was behind her car as I didn’t know the road back so, I had to trail her. Luckily, it was a minor accident. The man who hit her car paid her. Right after he went off, the same man, hit another car also right in front of my eyes. Yup, the same person! What happened to him and the other car I don’t know because I didn’t want to stay and block the traffic.

Event No 2: Lost and Found
After the accident, I went back on my own as my friend had to go to her college. Got lost again in Sunway. The road changed totally compared to the last time I went there which was like a month ago. Finally found my way out after 20 minutes of turning around, but got stuck in the after-office-traffic jam for another 20 minutes.

Event No 3: Tyre puncture
Got out of the jam and was gleefully cruising on the federal-subang highway. Just right before the subang toll, a Stupid nail punctures my car tyre on the stupid toll. Stopped at the side of the road and saw a huge nail on the front tyre. I figured out that the tyre can last till I reach home. So, I drag it till I reach home to Shah Alam. Thank god my mum was asleep and dad just came home. Thank god dad didn’t scold or lecture. Quickly ask dad to help me and he fix it before the lion roars. Close call.

Event No 4: Burst
My house toilet was almost flooded because of a pipe burst. A plumber came and changed it but I had to clean up the mess as I’m the one at home with my parents. Damn it, the toilet hasn’t been washed for more than a week as we hardly use it.

Event No 5: Gone….
My 20 years ciku tree was cut down to make way for bro’s car park. 20 years….the tree was even older than me. It was planted by my late grandma and dad decided it’s time for it to go. No more ciku, no more shade, no more memories of Ah Ma...

So, there you go. A series of unfortunate event, all in one day.