1. Credit-wasting
*Some* people just loves to waste credit.
xxx: Hey. How r u?
yeah. A 4- letters sms. Hello, not everyone is as rich and as wu liau as you ok? This is not msn or talking face-to-face! Each sms cost 15 sen ok. one hello = 15 sen , 10 hellos = 1.50 . which can buy me a breadtalk's breadfloss! And what do they expect people to reply??
Me: Yeah, i'm fine u filthy rich dumbass.
Sometimes, i didn't even bother to reply. So, if i dun reply to you, u know what it means.
2. Forward stupid smses.
Hey, if the sms is nice and cute, i dun mind but if it ends like this:
Forward it to 5 people and you'll be blessed with good luck Forward to 10 people, your love of life will surprise u.......
WTH. Do u believe that? What's the fortune teller or feng shui master for then? To advice u on how to forward an 'auspicious' sms??!!!
3. Too kiam siap syndrome (overly use of short forms!)
yyy: i xnoe u lidat1.i dn1 let u noe cz o tis.y u tel him?cn help me2tel him truth? etc etc....
yeah, imagine 'encoding' the rest of the sms. Kills me, man. No wonder so many youngsters have heart attack nowadays. I know they're trying to save cost but please be considerate! Do they know how much does it cost to organise a funeral?? Like hello, 10000 times more than the price of an sms.
4. Alzheimer syndrome
I pity these people. Really. So young but yet, so old.
Yesterday, AAA: I send you this sms to bring you good luck for your exam etc etc...
Today, AAA: I send you this sms to bring you good luck for your exam etc etc...
The same sms from the same people on 2 consecutive days. How terrible can the disease be? Even my grandpa can remember what he eats yesterday! These people needs professional help
5. Mentally-retarded-assholes
It will take them at least one day to fully understand what the coconut i'm trying to tell them. And sometimes, they will reply after two days and say:
BBB: Hey, sorry for late reply. The class starts at 12 actually.
Yeah, like i dun know. The class was yesterday! And i know it's not digi or maxis' fault because the next day i saw her,
Me: Hey, your area's line is really bad huh? I just got your msg yesterday.
She: oh ah...about that hor, i was ah...a bit slow la...not digi's fault
Yeah, obviously, you are SLOW. i don't mind if your credit's out or expired but if it's because you're slow, sorry coconuts, i cant forgive that. Seriously, dont be like William Hung,and go seek profesional help!
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3 comments:
i m 1 of the number 3 la...
where got kiam siap...
use short form faster ma...
haiyo...sms also u wanna bising ah???
sms already waste money, haih... somemore want to sms, what la u. some more wanna bising how ppl sms,
their money ma, so they like to sms like that ma let them la ... y so busybody on how ppl sms?? like u never use abbreviations b4, like u nvr send the same msg twice to the same person, ala...bising la :P
anyway... it's not a sin la... just habit... BAD habit
no la, u are not tat bad la eddy. U do use short form but not to that extent wat.
ei, mr jian ming, this is my blog ok. so, pls dun come trashing my blog just because nobody reads yours!
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